Drudge Report Whore

A woman who consults the Drudge Report daily for breaking news

Many people know I'm a Drudge Report Whore, but I really don't care to watch network news.

by Amy Steier July 7, 2005

Drudkh

Drudkh are fucking metal. they write boom songs and if youre stoned you're like wahoozle that was good and then your ears start to bleed and your eyes go blind then you realized that you did acid and then you realize that it wasnt acid it was actually jimsonweed then you start talking to your shoe and your shoe wins in an argument and then you get fucked up for life and you start to think youre going insane.

Person 1:Did you listen to Drudkh?
You :My shoe should become a lawyer.

by Burlglrarlrer December 29, 2007

Drudgement

One's ability to sense or predict how 'hot' a story will be on the Internet.

"I can't believe that blog post I submitted didn't get on Drudge, Fark, or Digg. My drudgement must be off."

by K. Friedman February 17, 2008

Hudge-N-Drudge

1. Extreme busyness
2. Hustle and bustle
3. An iron bucket for hoisting coal or ore, held by Matt Drudge

1. I have too much Hudge-N-Drudge this weekend.
2. I have to get out of the bigcity Hudge-N-Drudge.
3. Look down in the mine! Looks like another busy day for Hudge-N-Drudge.

by Juan Motaim February 10, 2004

Drudge

Someone/something that does something stupid and/or bad.

"That fricking drudge just hit me in the ballsack!"

by NoTcHaSe February 17, 2015

Drudge driving

The act of reading the Drudge Report on your BlackBerry or similar smartphone device while operating a motor vehicle.

Damn. After reading about Obama's latest scheme to piss me the hell off on my Berry while I was heading South through Marietta last night, I suddenly heard the wail of a black and white crank up and realized that I had been caught Drudge driving.

by Best Buy's Boss Man August 30, 2009

Drude

When you go to a fast food "restaurant" (particularly Sub-way or Chipotle, generally restaurants that make your food in front of you) and decide to order and and the worker refuses to make any type of eye contact while making your lunch. Furthermore, he refuses to initiate any small talk and answers your own small talk with a mumbled "yes" resulting in an extremely awkward situation where both of you are simply staring off into randomness while your sandwich is in the toaster. Both of you start dreading the awkwardness and begin wishing for the timer to quickly turn on while sweating nervously. Afterwards, he rings you up still refusing to make any eye contact and mumbles the cost of your order just enough for you to understand the first number. You ask again for the cost and he STILL mumbles it where you can't hear him and you decide to just hand him a 20.

I just had a drude experience at the Sub-Way earlier, worst 5 minutes of my damn life.

by briannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn January 26, 2018