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drawing mud 

The act of trying to rip a fart during a presentation to others and taking it a bit too far, ending up with a small pile of stool.
Sammy was in his buddies room and was going to execute the classic "bare ass spread clinch" fart when he drew mud all over his roommates chair!
drawing mud by Pete North February 15, 2005

drawing tip 

The act of lollygagging, procrastinating, acting simple, or being generally unproductive.
Sorry I'm late, I slept in and got lost on the way here, I was drawing tip.
drawing tip by iheartdestr0y August 5, 2008

drawing a monster 

The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop.
I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!
drawing a monster by Ben Franklin December 25, 2005

Drawing Amps 

Being overly tired, but still being in a state of wakefulness; Still being conscious at the end of a heavy night of drinking.
"Dude, it's 04h00! I'm drawing amps now!"

"Nah man, we'll get you a red bull and you'll be shananah after that."
Drawing Amps by Grotoiler January 23, 2017

Drawing The Catholic Card 

The act of willingly pushing aside undeniable fact in the defense of a deeply-held belief, often for personal gain.
Example: "In order to preserve his dwindling self esteem, Timmy resorted to Drawing the Catholic Card and refused to acknowledge that there was a gargantuan white head on the tip of his nose after Margret pointed it out into a mirror."

Drawing in the yearbook 

Looking in your high school yearbook when you are older and recalling all of the girls/guys you have slept with by putting some kind of symbol or mark by their picture.
Person 1: Dude i found our old high school year book!
Person 2: Wow man you have been "drawing in the yearbook."
Person 1: I know aren't i such a bad ass?!
Person 2: No dude because this is my yearbook.