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Doucheyacht

1. It's a very wealthy douchecanoe.

2. person lacking the class, manners , decorum and general intelligence that their social position would normally exhibit.

3. largest stage in the douche continuum which denones a person exhibiting improper behaviour.

A: douche or douchebag
B: douchecanoe
C: doucheyacht
Donald Trump yet again shows how much of a doucheyacht he is.
by AnmaN June 5, 2017
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Douchey Doucherton

This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.
He slept with your sister while you were in the other room? What a Douchey Doucherton!!!
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Duke of Douschebagery

The Duke is a guy who is the biggest dousche bag in the world and walks around being a dousche bag to everyone.
Hey here comes the Duke of Douschebagery.
by zb12 April 30, 2006
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douschemuffin

Someone who is retarded, a complete and total douschebag.
Sparky is the biggest douschemuffin at El Toro high school.
by fags'r'us December 11, 2004
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douchey

Unimaginative, uninteresting, stale, preppy, mainstream, especially in a self-promoting way.
We could go out for free drinks with my douchey i-banker friends.
by Kai from Palo Alto September 16, 2008
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fake-douchey

Behaving as a douche in a jocular manner as opposed to with malicious intent; giving someone a hard time, but only to be funny and not to be mean.
Sam's not really an asshole; he's just fake-douchey.
by katiekins September 23, 2007
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douschebag

Used in many ways to describe an utter shit stain on society.

Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.
I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!

or

Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.
by Steven Hooker January 14, 2008
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