A very old name of Scottish decent derived from India and Africa. Usually technically challenged, enjoys a beverage or 10, is an introverted extrovert that when the exterior is peeled away is as deep as a puddle. Will generally have health issues and complain more than an old jewish woman being served at a deli enjoys fantasy football but is terrible at it. Outwitting him is generally pretty easy. The term "no-brainer' comes from his actions
Guy 1: "Hey man, what's your wifi password?"
Guy 2: "I don't have wifi..."
Guy 1: "Dude you are such a Douglas!"
A tall, presumptuous cunt who tried way to hard and constantly shits himself when attempting to leap. Renound for having faggotishly large ears that do nothing but catch wind while he jumps.
"Carl, why dont you go pick up that douglas off the basketball court, It reeks"