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Originates from Douglas Funnie of the Nickelodeon series 'Doug'

Noun: A wretched shit

Verb: To drop a wretched shit
N: Man I just dropped a wicked douglas, my ass still hurts... from douglassing.

V: Man I gotta douglas like a motherfucker. My ass is clenched tight for fear of douglassing in my pants.
Douglas by douglasman December 4, 2010
The Dougie, when preformed by a white person.
they be like sheldon, can you teach me how to douglas?
Douglas by Hamborghini April 28, 2011
A very old name of Scottish decent derived from India and Africa. Usually technically challenged, enjoys a beverage or 10, is an introverted extrovert that when the exterior is peeled away is as deep as a puddle. Will generally have health issues and complain more than an old jewish woman being served at a deli enjoys fantasy football but is terrible at it. Outwitting him is generally pretty easy. The term "no-brainer' comes from his actions
Guy 1: "Hey man, what's your wifi password?"
Guy 2: "I don't have wifi..."
Guy 1: "Dude you are such a Douglas!"
Douglas by anon123$57mous January 30, 2018
A tall, presumptuous cunt who tried way to hard and constantly shits himself when attempting to leap. Renound for having faggotishly large ears that do nothing but catch wind while he jumps.
"Carl, why dont you go pick up that douglas off the basketball court, It reeks"
douglas by Bob Langly December 5, 2013
A crack head that often deals fringe and considers every friend of his a child.
Dude Douglas is my dad.
Douglas by Swedish foot fetish October 23, 2019
This is the name of a man that will hunt down any girl he sets his sights on and he'll stop at nothing intill he gets that ass

Only if the girl is under 10 years of age

Also this man can be incredibly gay
NO DOUGLAS LEAVE HER ALONE YOU GAY BOI
Douglas by HEATER HIM SELF September 19, 2020