A very old name of Scottish decent derived from India and Africa. Usually technically challenged, enjoys a beverage or 10, is an introverted extrovert that when the exterior is peeled away is as deep as a puddle. Will generally have health issues and complain more than an old jewish woman being served at a deli enjoys fantasy football but is terrible at it. Outwitting him is generally pretty easy. The term "no-brainer' comes from his actions
Guy 1: "Hey man, what's your wifi password?"
Guy 2: "I don't have wifi..."
Guy 1: "Dude you are such a Douglas!"
Guy 2: "I don't have wifi..."
Guy 1: "Dude you are such a Douglas!"
by anon123$57mous January 30, 2018
by anon123$57mous April 28, 2011