glazed doughnut

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut

i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut

by mike e boy September 25, 2005

Waste of doughnut space

Someone who is a "waste of space" and a "doughnut".

Pat: "I forgot that book you wanted"
Howard: "You're a waste of doughnut space"

by BusWaver June 26, 2008

doughnut bert

The popular fantasy, pairing the flamboyant rock star, Adam Lambert,(and his glambulge) with a doughnut. First mentioned in a Fan Fic, there is no doubt anyone who claims to be a devoted Glambert knows about this pairing.

boy: "I bought doughnuts at the store yesterday"

Glambert: "omg! doughnut bert!"

by youreaglambert October 20, 2010

doughnuts for dinner

Something that sounds like a good idea but thirty minutes later you’re hungry for something a little meatier.

HUNTER: I’m getting nervous that our play is a little doughnuts for dinner. I mean I don’t want this to be just sketches and novelty songs strung together.
I want there to be substance, not just fluff.
Not that there’s anything wrong with fluff,
but I wanna strive for something that makes people really pay attention.
You know what I mean?

SUSAN: Uh… I totally stopped listening.

by Lauren!! July 7, 2008

Doughnuts

The process of spinning around erratically in a car on a wintery or rainy day.

I can do really good doughnuts in my Crown Victoria LTD

by Alex September 2, 2004

whittling doughnuts

The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.

These Krispy Kreme's have so much glaze on them I'll be whittling doughnuts before I can eat them.

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

doughnut party

/ˈdōnət/pär-tē

1: Social gathering attended by a majority of females. Opposite of a sausage party.

We thought we were going to pick up some hot guys, but when we showed up it was a total doughnut party.

Dude, it's a total doughnut party here. There's no way I won't get laid tonight.

by Best Jesse August 26, 2012