by queenie 22 May 10, 2011
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Someone who is arrogant, and selfish, does what they want at all cost to others feelings etc., and has a false sense of self perception! manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual objects. they will pretend to the perfect guy, spend money on women, and do any form of manipulation to get what they want from a woman. insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. This person is a man's man, guys rule, he will also get his friend's to participate in his games that he play's with women. The consequential bad friend, the one who ruins others relations for his own purpose, and self gain. A douchelord is the person who will gain what they want at all cost, to anyone, friends,family, and especially women. This person is king of all douche's.
Did you see that tammy and max are divorcing? I guess max was out with his friend derek again,and they went to the club, and stayed out all night. I guess max cheated again. He only does this when he is with that douchelord friend of his, derek!
Do not go home with dane. He is only being nice to you, and buying your drinks, so he can take you home and sleep with you. He is a such a douchelord!
Do not go home with dane. He is only being nice to you, and buying your drinks, so he can take you home and sleep with you. He is a such a douchelord!
by micka73 December 9, 2012
Get the Douchelord mug.1. The act or practice of behaving like a complete douche bag in public thereby drawing attention to yourself and having people talk about you in a derogatory manner. Douchismo is characterized by the person believing that they are the center of attention because they are completely cool having no idea that the opposite is in fact true.
That guy trying to sing karaoke while trying to give all the ladies table dances was completely full douchismo.
by tabitha11 March 19, 2010
Get the douchismo mug.The douchiest of all the douchebags in existence, not just on Earth. Their douchiness is so great they can be seen as not only royalty compared to other douches, but a God. Basically douchebaggery could be its own religion, as many religions have some idol that believers worship.
Jack: Did you see what happened to Joey at the bar last night? He got super drunk, picked up and banged four girls, including a transgender woman, got into a bar fight and got arrested.
Mike: Dude, I saw. What a douchelord.
Mike: Dude, I saw. What a douchelord.
by Sarcastic_Dickhead August 11, 2017
Get the douchelord mug.A Buffalo (American Bison) that shaves its chest and posts pictures of itself on facebook while taking itself way too seriously.
Bart: Did you see the pelt in Black Jack skinners cabin that had "Bad ass boys like bad ass toys" written on it?
Jethro: Yea, looks like Black Jack skinned another douchelo.
Jethro: Yea, looks like Black Jack skinned another douchelo.
by cubijah November 24, 2009
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