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Douchebear

someone who pretends to be bisexual, someone who preteds to believe in something, but really doesn't and then is a complete hypocrit concerning those beliefs, dresses like a fag, and gets his stupid asshole friend to call someone else names. Basically a huge fake asshole who won't go anywhere in life.
Man1: I believe in solipisim.

Man2: Shut up you stupid douchebear!
by TenThousandThrones January 4, 2010
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doucheberry

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...
Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?
by Sapling Thomas February 26, 2008
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douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!
by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004
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Doucheberry bush

A theoretical place where douches(as in people) come from.
Tom looks like he was picked off the doucheberry bush when he wears that sweater.
by Taco14 April 8, 2009
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douchebeg

How Canadian's say douchebag. This word can also be used by Americans making fun of the way Canadians say douchebag.
Hey windy, your a really Canadian douchebeg.
by Kayaker16 February 5, 2010
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Doucheimer

When you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day.
Dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.
by Dum_Diddy August 26, 2011
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douchewipe

A manwhore who can't keep his hands off of other girls and flirts with everything and anything with a vagina.
When Nathan and Melissa had a grope-fest on Nick's couch, we realized what a douchewipe Nathan really is
by awkwardturtle6969 November 2, 2013
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