Douchestrap

A thin line of hair that (ideally) follows the jawline. Can also be worn with a thin moustache. Essentially a chinstrap, although the only person who would consider this type of facial hair is a douchebag; hence the clarification.

Douchebag: "Hey bro, check it out! I just got my douchestrap lined up; it matches my Affliction shirt perfectly."

by Bumfuzz June 23, 2010

[Doucheberg]

Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.

Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.

by harry_pujols June 9, 2007

douchember

Having sex with as many douche bags as you want, and then dropping their sorry asses, or dick teasin it and NOT having sex with said douche bag...in the month of december.

i cant believe i had sex with that tool...oh well, its douchember

by SickNastMuthaFucka November 21, 2010

Douchesse

A female douchebag.

Look at the douchesse, she got orange fake tan, fake two tone blond hair and a duck face!

by SyllyGrrl1 December 19, 2010

douchequeer

a gay man who likes to clean out his mangina frequently

z0mg, tom is such a douchequeer

by bfaggot August 4, 2006

doucheberry

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...

Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?

by Sapling Thomas February 26, 2008

Doucheberry bush

A theoretical place where douches(as in people) come from.

Tom looks like he was picked off the doucheberry bush when he wears that sweater.

by Taco14 April 8, 2009