Victory Doughnuts

The act of purchasing doughnuts for your friends after you score with a girl. That is to say, any form of hookup, except for sex (going all the way) {sex has it's own rewards, you would prepare a barbecue for your friends, victory barbecue}.

Jed: "I ate like five doughnuts the other day!"
Austin: "Why so many?"
Jed: "two reasons, one, I had major munchies, two, my friend scored with a girl. He bought us victory doughnuts!!"
Austin"awwww sick!! let's spread this new tradition around the world!"
*high five*

by josesoap December 15, 2011

Dippin’ Doughnuts

The term that can be used for any situation in anytime.

(Describing going to the store)
Joe: Yo John and Jacob lets go dip some doughnuts

John: Aye bet
Jacob: Lets go Dippin’ Doughnuts is the best

by wheezy outta here July 10, 2019

dunkin doughnuts

pulling back a girls vag and dunking your nuts inside them repeatedly

Nicole was beggin for some dunkin doughnuts

by cortland finnegan February 11, 2010

Mexican Doughnuts

referred to as spare tire that resembles the shape of a doughnut often seen on Mexicans vehicles.

i have flat tires but can take me to get some mexican doughnuts

by Nilsson February 24, 2008

doucheness

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

by levi parker September 5, 2007

doucheous maximus

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

by Camen510 January 2, 2009

doucheous baggous

the way people used douchebag in the medieval times

Adam is a sir doucheous baggous.

by JuicyJ October 27, 2007