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douchebait

A comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.
Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.

I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.
by Darren O'Donnell May 2, 2011
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douchenaggery

The act of expressing one's personal opinions in a way that suggests they should be adopted by another, regardless of what they may think.
Dan's douchenaggery reached it's apex when he suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.
by MAB75 June 17, 2009
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doucheeater

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.
you are being a doucheeater right now!
by bearjewib July 14, 2010
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Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.
"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."
by justamechanic May 7, 2013
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douchebattic

Another form of douchebag. What is used as a feminine hygeine product can also be used as a derogatory term. Also see douchebag
That kid's face is douchebattic.
My lab partner is douchebattic.
Will Holmes is douchebattic.
by An emosexual July 21, 2008
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Douchebauchery

The combination of the words douche bag/douche baggery and debauchery.
I went to this ridiculous frat party last night. It was all sorts of douchebauchery.
by AgentCooper311 December 18, 2010
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Doucheatude

The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.
Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.
by fapalot69 November 29, 2011
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