douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.

A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.

by nicajima December 15, 2009

doucheburger

variant of douchebag and douchenozzle

My friend Joseph is a total doucheburger sometimes.

by crack sammich September 6, 2008

douchenugget

noun: stemming from the Latin 'douchus nuggutus' meaning 'of great douchebag characteristics'. an individual circumstance which embodies the entity of douchebaggery.

in some cultures, douchenuggets are the highest form of flattery to one's affinity to be a douchebag. some even go on quests to achieve douchenuggetry, we call these individuals douchenuggeteers.

Did you see Tom since he returned from college? Man that kid's become quite the douchenugget!

by KMacka January 9, 2008

douchebagette

(do-sh-bag-eht) A gender specific tittle for the female douchbeag. Insult used to describe a female doucher.

Bob: I can't believe Tanya
Joe: Yeah she is a real douchebagette

by sueme17 March 29, 2011

douchebagery

words or actions given by one who is a douchebag

"I really can't deal with your douchebagery right now."

by kimmorris January 4, 2009

Douchebagery

–noun

The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.

Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.

Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.

Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.

The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.

-See also guidos and meatheads

New Jersey guidos practice douchebagery down the shore.

Bill Clinton is a master of douchebagery.

by Matty_O February 4, 2010

douchequeer

a gay man who likes to clean out his mangina frequently

z0mg, tom is such a douchequeer

by bfaggot August 4, 2006