Someone who is so much of a douche and a cock, that the word had to be combined in order to save time.
Schindig is a douchecock
by Toasttyyy November 5, 2014
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#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!
by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011
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A twitter hash tag used on 8/28/2010 to commemorate Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally on the Washington mall.
Most often, but not exclusively used by his detractors, and a few insightful Republicans.
Most often, but not exclusively used by his detractors, and a few insightful Republicans.
The #douchebeck claimed that he wasn't promoting a book, but was "restoring America's honor." Few understood what he meant.
by shoqvalue August 28, 2010
Get the Douchebeck mug.a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life.
1. Jason is a douchecock
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?
by yo motha March 5, 2005
Get the douchecock mug.A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.
Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
by mamamele November 21, 2009
Get the douchepickle mug.A male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. Also a guy who blocks your cock so he can try only to fail in the end.
Hot girl "Hey adam i love your shirt"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"
by EdgarMayneeeeeeee January 30, 2008
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