douchepad

Being one of the first iPad purchasers and carrying it around in public to show off.

Greg is such a douchepad. He carries that Apple tablet with him everywhere he goes.

by bonz9026 January 27, 2010

douchewad

somebody who you think is completly retarded and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. And whose stupidity can only be matched by how ugly they are!!

Uninhibitedly idiotic enough to completely alter the gravitational pull of the earth!!

Kaitlyn Southward,

"Kaitlyn you are being a complete and utter douchewad!! Stop talking."

by TalorVaugh&&Samothy December 23, 2006

douchehat

(n) One who's general lack of intelligence is so grotesque, that it is beyond comprehension.

Jason Jou is a fucking douchehat.

by feature January 10, 2004

douche head

Someone who's head looks like a douche.
Can also be someone who has an incredibly ugly face or head.

Sythe says:
fuck
Sythe says:
now i have to define splork
Sythe says:
NOOOO
Alexander Mickhail says:
:P
Sythe says:
some douche head has defined it for me

by sythe February 12, 2005

douchehawk

The greasy looking dangerously spiky hairdo, as brought to prominence by shows like "growing up Gotti", as worn by young italian or wannab-italians from Jersey...also prone to over doing it with self-tanner, regardless of an outcome that doesn't quite look "natural", more like orange. Sometimes used to describe the individual as a result of the haircut

"Bro, look at the pair of douchehawks across the street"
"Yeah man, the white wifebeaters really offset their orange skin...hurts my eyes"

by rhinoze October 30, 2008

doucheweasel

Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel

All of my teachers are doucheweasels.

by borderjumper March 10, 2004

Douchebear

someone who pretends to be bisexual, someone who preteds to believe in something, but really doesn't and then is a complete hypocrit concerning those beliefs, dresses like a fag, and gets his stupid asshole friend to call someone else names. Basically a huge fake asshole who won't go anywhere in life.

Man1: I believe in solipisim.

Man2: Shut up you stupid douchebear!

by TenThousandThrones January 4, 2010