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Doucheaveriiatius

A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"

<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012
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douchebagest

The douchebag amongst of all douchebags.. The douchebagest!
That's the douchebagest thing I ever imagined.
by Karem Deraman November 20, 2013
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douchehat

(n) One who's general lack of intelligence is so grotesque, that it is beyond comprehension.
Jason Jou is a fucking douchehat.
by feature January 10, 2004
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Douchecape

Any one of the iconio popular T-shirts made famous by celebrities stupid enough to spend $300.00 on a silk screened t-shirt normal people buy at Target for 9.99.

Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Ed: That Ashton Kutcher looks cool in that Affliction T-shirt, I'm gonna buy one too so I'll be cool like him

Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
by ManicMike March 27, 2009
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Doucheface

1.You look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
Who the fuck is that guy? He has a major case of doucheface.

With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
by evilspyguy July 20, 2012
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douchebagette

(do-sh-bag-eht) A gender specific tittle for the female douchbeag. Insult used to describe a female doucher.
Bob: I can't believe Tanya
Joe: Yeah she is a real douchebagette
by sueme17 March 29, 2011
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douchebagery

words or actions given by one who is a douchebag
"I really can't deal with your douchebagery right now."
by kimmorris January 4, 2009
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