douchepickle

A pickled treat often stored and sold in an unused douchebag.

"Charles, you're such a douchepickle!" "Wow, Bonnie, what a douchepickle thing to say."

by Stobyoia September 3, 2009

douchefuck

1.a person who has a girlfriend who is gay and has no friends.

2. a boy who pretends to be your friend and is a jerk

James Kay is such a douchefuck, his girlfriend Jan is a gay bitch.

by Ford Saunders May 2, 2009

Douchefucker

A girl who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to men who do not treat her well, and engages in sexual and/or romantic activities with then.

My older sister is a real douchefucker, look at her boyfriend.

by TheSexologist May 6, 2014

douchemuckery

A total lost muddle of douchbaggery

I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery

by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021

Douchefuck

A contraction, used as a strong descriptive adjective when the word douche is insufficient.

Dave is a complete douchefuck.

by rl2012 August 5, 2008

douchefuck

Sex with a girl that is so wet it feels like she douched right before you started fucking.

"That girl is such a douchefuck SHE stained the couch."

by Becca the Strange October 28, 2004

Douche fuckle

A person who kisses ass to gain higher employment in the workplace

Trampus is always kissing ass at work therefore he is a douche fuckle.

by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024