douchecapacitor

A person who stores up grudges and occasionally discharges them with a vengeance, much as a capacitor stores an electrical charge. Coined, as far as Google knows, on July 17, 2012 by Zandar

You have to watch it when he seems mellow and taking it in stride. He's a douchecapacitor, and one day, he'll zap you.

by Mr. Edwina July 20, 2012

douchewipe

A manwhore who can't keep his hands off of other girls and flirts with everything and anything with a vagina.

When Nathan and Melissa had a grope-fest on Nick's couch, we realized what a douchewipe Nathan really is

by awkwardturtle6969 November 2, 2013

DoucheCoin

Parody of DogeCoin

My buddy asked me if I was gonna buy DogeCoin at $.50. I told him I would never buy DoucheCoin or BitchCoin or any other crypto fiat.

by The Gideon Lion May 8, 2021

douchelingus

(n) A total twat. One who is far more repugnant than a douchebag.

Todd is such a twat. He never offers cash for food or drinks. He is a total douchelingus

by Asa P April 20, 2008

douchelick

A moron
The same as being as douchebag, just with a twist

"When are you going to quit selling the yellow pages and start that insurance thing, you douchelick?"

by Michael Brady May 2, 2008

douchewipe

anyone who attempts to steal your bike

Hey douchewipe! What the hell do you think you're doing, that's my bike!

by aoine October 11, 2009

Douchecapades

Any act that makes a person a douche or makes them look like a douchebag. Can include self-indulgent or any act that enhances or exemplifies the subject douche.

Dude 1: Did you hear? That guy gives money to the homeless.

Dude 2: That's just one of his many douchecapades lately.

by iamthestigsmexicancousin November 3, 2009