douchebaggery

one that wholly encompasses the art of being a douchebag.

one that is so well versed in being a douchebag that he must not have only received formal training from a tenured douchebag, but he is fully qualified to pass on his douchebaggery to those qualified candidates such as the dude with massive crunchy hair product and a rhinestone skull buckle rolling into the club 5 guys deep trying to recruit hot chicks from the line to get in.

douchebag: "yo, check out my mystic, bra" (flexes man boobs one at a time in a rhythmic douchebag dance)

non douchebag: "lose the ed hardy v-neck, find a woven, unbutton no more than two, & kill the sparkle buckle. dude your douchebaggery meter is blowin' up! take it down a notch"

by Fenix Rizing February 16, 2010

Public Douchebaggery

When someone acts like a douche bag in public they are guilty of the offense "Public Douchebaggery"

Howard got drunk, pulled his pants down and curled one on the dance floor thus committing the ultimate act of Public Douchebaggery.

by wickedpete36 May 30, 2008

general douchebaggery

The quality of being a douchebag in an unspecified manner.

John: Andrew, why did you punch Todd in the face? What did he do?
Andrew: Nothing, just general douchebaggery.
John: Understood.

by shoelock November 12, 2008

douchbagery

(douch-bag-ery)
The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.

wow i cant believe you pulled that bukkshit! your douchbagery is fukin astounding!

by jibbarousseau May 29, 2009

Doochebagery

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.

"Stop your doochebagery!"

by Waltor May 7, 2008

Douchebaggery

The act of bearing more than one Boise State University flag on ones vehicle

"Look Douchebaggery!"
"Where!?"
"Over there! The dude with all the flags on his car!"

by Vandalism November 25, 2009

Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery

The use of tattoos as an indicator of douchebaggery in men. Those with tattoos containing any color other than black have a high probability of being a douche. Those with tattoos containing only black ink are included in the douche category if any of those tattoos are in the form of an armband. Tattooless individuals are in the safe category unless those individuals can also be identified as metrosexual, which then puts them at extremely high risk for committing douchebaggery.

"Molly, you’d better steer clear of that guy. His lame ass sports logo tattoos and tribal armband put him on the high risk list as defined by the Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery, and just make him look like a tool."

by JeepGirl09 October 24, 2012