Doss Cunt

Something Francis Begbie likes to say.

Begbie: Did you bring the cards?
Sick Boy: What?
Begbie: The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards!
Sick Boy: Well, I've not brought them.
Begbie: It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
Sick Boy: I'm sorry.
Begbie: Bit fucking late, like.
Sick Boy: Why didn't *you* bring them?
Begbie: 'CAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS CUNT!!!
Sick Boy: ...Christ.

by BlAzefAsT December 30, 2003

doss bag

Army term for a sleeping bag.

"i cant wait to get off stag and get in my doss bagman"

by Dirty Burty and wheat July 14, 2007

Doss About

Take the piss and to mess around. Used to describe when someone messes around and doesn't take things seriously.

"Take this seriously, don't doss about!"

by idunnowhat February 6, 2018

doss cunt

WANKER
low life
scum
does things single handed
twat

You fucking doss cunt!

by dave December 30, 2003

Doss year

A year in which you do hardly any work, or don't have to do any work.

Girl: What year are you?
Boy: 8
Girl: Doss year.

by xx..Jess..xx November 2, 2008

Doss Tube

An absolute stupid and moronic person.

For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.

Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order

Fergus: “Wyatt! You’re empty, you doss tube! Reload for fucks’s sake!”

by GladDyos November 1, 2022

Doss Vaccine

The doss vaccine is to not eat tamales like a fat beaner

I administered the doss vaccine to the doss syndrome patient today.

by Dossgamer200 April 22, 2019