doppelbanger

when you want to bang people who look like they could be your twin.

friend 1: "that girl over there is a TOTAL BABE."
friend 2: "um, she's looks exactly like you."
friend 1: "what's wrong with that?"
friend 2: "it just means that you're a total doppelbanger, that's all."

by grace jones January 30, 2010

Doppelbänger

A simple solution to a complex dating dilemma: Joe asks Cindy out on a date. Cindy agrees on the condition that Joe will find a date for her mentally retarded cousin Patti. Joe hasn't gotten pussy in 972 days, so he lies to his good friend Bob and says that Patti is a super hot nympho with no gag reflex. Bob is elated until the date, at which time he discovers that Patti is not as advertised. Bob has standards and will not lay pipe in Patti's retarded twat, but he is a good friend and knows that Joe has not seen pussy for 972 days so he does what any good friend would do... Bob calls in his doppelbänger - who takes one for the team - allowing his good friend Joe to FINALLY see a patch of snatch, Cindy is overjoyed that her horny, helmeted cousin finally got some trouser snake, and everyone goes home happy!

Tommy: I heard you banged out Yeasty Yolanda at the party last night!
Bob: Ohhh HELL NO! I had to call in my doppelbänger to do the dirty deed.

by Jumpingrat October 29, 2019

Doppleganger 64

a Nintendo 64 that shows up out of nowhere in your room that some idiot is waiting to take back from you. Its not real because you didn't pay for it but it looks just like the real thing and even plays all of its respective games.

Yo i got back from the club last night and saw a Doppleganger 64 in my room. as soon as i started to play it, my uncle took it back with all of its respective games.

by Perfect Darke May 17, 2010

doppelganger

A facebook trend where instead of using a real picture, a user uploads a picture of a celebrity with whom they vainly perceive shared physical features but is in reality much more attractive.

"Dude, I'm soo cool. After I posted the Urban Dictionary definition of my name as my status, I uploaded a picture of Tom Cruise as my profile pic doppelganger."

"Well, he is short and weird..."

by Tom Shane Jr February 4, 2010

Dopplebanger

An internet porn chick who looks a lot like someone you know in real life that you want to bang.

I've always thought that she was hot. I have been surfing porn sites for her Dopplebanger for years.

by Smith Master September 1, 2009

doppelgagger

noun: like a doppelganger, a double, or look-a-like. but the less attractive version.

can also be used to describe the less attractive of siblings that resemble each other.

i saw someone who looked just like an ugly version of you.

eric roberts is julia robert's doppelgagger.

dennis quaid is randy quaid's doppelgagger.

joaquin phoenix is all the other phoenix's doppelgagger.

by mugwai64 November 8, 2011

Dopplebanger

Two people dating who look exactly the same. They can also have the same exact personality, and or name.

Bob: "I kinda saw Dan and Danielle getting together. They are basically the same person."

Jerry: "Yeah, those dopplebangers were bound to hook up."

by WillShatner July 31, 2010