Doorkeeper

An amazing, intelligent person.

An internet champion.

Hes good, but not as good as Doorkeeper

by Doorkeeper October 6, 2008

dooker

A daytime hooker.

"Yo Pacco, isn't that the dooker you picked up yesterday at lunch?"

by neak October 18, 2008

blast a dooker

-verb-
1.) To deficate.
2.) To Poop.
3.) To release that which comes from the anus.

Oh my god, I gotta blast a dooker!

by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008

Doorner

The act of covering your boner with the door will answering it half-open and talking to the person on the other side.

Person A: Well I had a big 'un when my mom knocked and I had to answer it.

Person B: How did you get away

Person A: I was doornerring, bra.

by TGJLST October 12, 2010

Dooker

When you dip bread in gravy. It then becomes a dooker.

There was some mince gravy left, so I had some dookers.

by Hon Hon Oui Oui March 14, 2017

Dooker shoot

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.

"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.

by AuntieT November 21, 2011

Dooker

Someone that’s on the dook(slang for shit which is meth).

Look at that dooker stealing drain cleaner from the hardware store

by Notadooker March 9, 2018