Definitions by TGJLST

Doorner 

The act of covering your boner with the door will answering it half-open and talking to the person on the other side.

Person A: Well I had a big 'un when my mom knocked and I had to answer it.

Person B: How did you get away

Person A: I was doornerring, bra.

Doorner by TGJLST October 12, 2010