donkey dick

An Electrovoice RE20 dynamic microphone.

"Let's put a donkey dick on that kick drum."

by strangersdieeveryday February 22, 2009

donkey dick

A major disappointment, such as a bad ending to a movie or book.

"Man, that movie sucked Donkey Dick."

"The ending of the book sucked major Donkey Dick."

by E. D. July 12, 2008

donkey dick

A metal piece used to hold the frame of scaffolding together, often used in construction.

Looks like we won't be able to put the siding on the 6th floor today, we're out of donkey dicks

by stubbs1952 July 5, 2006

donkey dick

A really really REALLY large bud of Cannabis Sativa.

Jared whipped out a donkey dick and forty Rastafarians passed out before it was half smoked.

by Mentally Guitarded April 18, 2006

Donkey Dick

A 16 oz. or 22 oz. beer can--referred to as this because it resembles the large cock of a donkey.

I love the feeling of having a huge donkey dick in my hand.

by PPabs September 21, 2003

Donkey Dick

My boyfriends slong

man you got a huge huge donkey dick!

by leigh December 9, 2003

donkey dick

when a person (not specified if man or woman.) has a huge fucking dick

sir/ma'am you have a donkey dick

by donkey dicker January 9, 2019