doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 5, 2003

doinker

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").

"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."

by EJ Spode October 22, 2008

zoinksters

sexy lesbian teenagers

The zoinksters are doing it again.

by Simon de Danser December 29, 2007

drinkstrap

A koozie attached to a necklace worn around ones neck. Neoprene drink holder with a strap attached, to be worn around the neck so one can drink hands free. Used to free up ones hands while drinking a beverage.

I'm always rockin' my drinkstrap to keep my hands free while I whoop ass at beer-pong! My boy Shalluck was hitting that ass the other night from behind, while sipping a cold one, thanks to his drinkstrap. I can do anything while drinking a beer, since I wear my drinkstrap!

by Lil' Ray Ray May 1, 2013

Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.

He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.

by TXJAM June 30, 2017

Doinkberg

A fat stoner piece of shit.

All Mike does is do bong rips and eat chips, he's such a doinkberg.

by Sparklemotion February 10, 2018

doinker

fat booty , fat ass

That girl has a doinker

by alexjenkins30 September 14, 2021