decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008

doctormentary

Word describing all of Michael Moore's movies all of which he tries to pass off as documentaries but are infact doctored works of fiction.

look up the word propaganda

by Dr. Mentary September 10, 2004

doctort

DoctorT = Putz! Simple as that, He Sucks at the Game, and his a n00b, But really a Putz!

DoctorT = Putz Simple as that, He Sucks at the Game, and his a n00b, But really a Putz!

by Popeye March 14, 2005

dictorator

when ur class cmc but u dont know how to pronounce dictator

"Let the cmc choose t shirt design cuz i wanna be a dictorator

by LifeIsALie January 17, 2019

decorate

Drinking during the holiday season.

At Thanksgiving this year the adults said we are going to "D" and Cook all day, "D" meaning drink, the 7yr old child says, "I want to Decorate too! "D" means Decorate right??" And a new cover ID was born.

So let's get decorated this holiday season.

"Let's decorate!"

I have been decorating since noon!

"I'm officially decorated..."

by IrishSmalls November 28, 2010

decorate the mahogany

It's your turn to buy a round of drinks.

Hey buddy is it not time for you to decorate the mahogany?

by Carmele August 31, 2010

decorate

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.

I decorated my room last night.

by James May 13, 2005