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Verbal Diarrhea

A condition suffered by an individual who has the inablility to shut the fuck up, I.e the words keep flowing.
Don't get involved in a conversation with jill she has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.
by Anonymous November 15, 2002
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Lustful Diarrhea

An uncontrollable expression of desire. Typically an unprovoked or random statement of a sexual nature that is poorly received.
1. Billy be all chillin' wit his crew scopin' Nascar, till his buddy's sister-momma smacked'em wit da knowlge dat she'd let'em take her on a Hot air balloon ride anyday". Dat lustful diarrhea broke de group like a ford hittin' a kiddy-squirrel.

2. When that bro saw that broad struttin' her sexy parts, he holla'd "damn baby, I wanna prime your pump good" quicker than a Kenyan on Powerthirst. That broad's nose curled at the stench of that lustful diarrhea.
by SPENSR von H Tweeter August 9, 2008
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Volcanic Diarrhea

The combination of explosive diarrhea and bloody diarrhea, and an incredible hot feeling. Given the name Volcanic Diarrhea because when the blood and shit are mixed together it makes for a magma/lava looking substance. Also because the poop is so hot, that it feels like lava is shooting out of your anus. It normally results in heavy crying due to the pain in your rectum, and ends with a long shower.

Some severe cases also contain you calling your loved ones and telling them you might not make it.
Person 1: Hey why did you miss my wedding? You were supposed to be my best man!
Person 2: I had volcanic diarrhea for 6 hours.
Person 1: Oh my god I'm sorry, is there anything I can do to help?
Person 2: Yes, if I ever suggest having Taco Bell again, beat me within an inch of my life.
Person 1: Will do.
by JuggaLotus12 August 14, 2010
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Nuclear Diarrhea

Nuclear Diarrhea occurs when someone releases Explosive Diarrhea and an Explosive Fart at the same time. They both mix together creating a nuclear reaction that releases a monstrous smell that can cause people to collapse and possibly die.
Someone has released nuclear diarrhea in the toilet in a bathroom at Gillette Stadium causing the bathroom to be condemned for the next 10 years.
by FrodoBagginz February 10, 2010
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The Vampire Diaries

A show on the CW that is based on L.J. Smith's Vampire Diaries novels. The show centers around Elena Gilbert (Nina Dobrev) and her discovery that vampires exist in her hometown of Mystic Falls. Elena and Stefan (Paul Wesley) are swept up in a dangerous romance as secrets are uncovered and enemies are revealed. Damon (Ian Somerhalder) is Stefan's reckless and manipulative brother who has a soft side for Elena. The brothers are rivals in love and fought over their maker Katherine. Season 2 marks Katherine's return to Mystic Falls. Havoc will be wreaked and games will be played.
What is the best fall show on television?
The Vampire Diaries!!!
by TVDFAN4EVA September 10, 2010
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Diarmuid

REALLY hot guy with a big dick, usually has freckles and brown hair.
Girl 1: DAMNNNN that guy's a Diarmuid
Girl 2: Yeah bet he's got a huge dick
by rtuhifbvducdh November 17, 2014
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diarrhea planet

Adjective equating the state of the world being doomed or a mess
This world is a mess.....diarrhea planet I tell you.
by KHVA April 3, 2018
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