Disconfunctuated

Unorganized, crazy, disfunctional,out of whack, idiot

I'm always disconfunctuated when I'm around my best friend.

by Em and Kate November 2, 2017

Now is the winter of our discontent

Originally coined by Shakespeare in the opening line of Richard III: "Now is the Winter of our Discontent / Made glorious summer by this son of York", written around 1592. It was used to describe Richard III (from the house of York), feeling discontented in living in a world that hates him. The term has since then been used in various forms, such as 'The winter of discontent', describing the winter of 1978–79 in the United Kingdom during the Labour party pay caps of the time. It was also used 'Now is the winter of your discontent!' by Stewie Griffin in the TV show family guy before Stewie attacks Brian with a snow-cannon.

A man and his family are sat in their house in the middle of winter with no money and no front door. The man says "Now is the winter of our discontent"

by DisgruntledGentleman September 3, 2013

dipcone

When a female gives oral sex to a male after engaging in anal activites, while his penis is fecated, simulating a dairy queen dipcone.

I gave Lovdahl's mom a dipcone.

by Steve Kuhn September 24, 2006

disconbobulated

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.

emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor

by Alex August 12, 2004

disconcentrate

failure to concentrate fully on the task that task at hand

JJ stroking Potters neck intimately whislt he is driving around roads he doesn't know causing him to disconcentrate on the job at hand

by potter 32 July 3, 2008

disconfuckulated

confused and just a tad angry

After the party Brad woke up in the shower naked with a vacuum, a jar of peanut butter and the family Pit Bull making him feel completely disconfuckulated.

by dike muffey July 28, 2003

disconfirm

Demonstrate (something) to be untrue, especially if considered uncertain; falsify.

The Dude: "Why me, man?"
Brandt: "He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion."

by CartoonChess October 16, 2008