Armageddon Dildos

1. Cold War slang for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).

1. Those commies are gonna be shootin' armageddon dildos at america!

2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!

by Ogopogo May 7, 2009

Dildosaur

a teacher that stares over your shoulder and has BAD breathe like hes sticking a dildo in ur butt

That Dildosaur sub is WEIRD

by Will December 6, 2004

dildosaw

A term for a dildo attached to a motorized machine that can move at rapid speeds.
The saw part in Dildosaw refers to it moving really fast and if used wrong can saw/rip thru your asshole

Jackson Hey doc, my ass is a bit... destroyed
doctor sex How do you mean?
Jackson I tried that Dildosaw stuff and it went wrong
Doctor sex Oh Jackson why do you always do these things you might not be able to poop ever again

by Cesare simp April 29, 2021

Travel dildos

Fingers

Ohhhhhh I need to use my travel dildos I forgot mine at home

by Blackmagic0o0 February 24, 2021

Dunkin Dildos

A restaurant similar to Dunkin Donuts. Sells:
Cunt Coffee
Dildo Donut
Pussy Pastry
Cock Cookie.
And More.
Visit Dunkin Dildos Today!

JOE: Dude, I got the Cunt Coffee and Dildo Donut at Dunkin Dildos!
BOB: Luckkkyyyy!

by Fuggle October 30, 2012

Didds

Derogatory name for Gypsy's, commonly used in the county of Wiltshire, England.

"The Didd's stole my car radio, again", or,
"Go tell the Didds, they can't live in our field"

by lovedasmellopiss June 29, 2011

sold a bag of dildos

To be "sold a bag of dildos" means to be sold something which is basically a massive pile of worthless tripe.

Bloke 1: "my car is fucked"

Bloke 2: "you were sold a bag of dildos there mate"

by dashhhhhhhh October 19, 2011