diddly dong

It's that noodle between yo thighs. Most common in men. Exceptions include Donald Trump.

Adon : Bang avec les plus petit pénis dans le monde!
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"

by FapGod March 29, 2016

sissy diddles

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.

For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 June 30, 2021

Diddle My Skittle

1.To touch the Female genital organs (Female Masterbation)

Jo-anne wanted to diddle her skittle, but was too afraid to do it in Church.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

diddling her twat

fingering, or playing with a girls vagina.

Oh, he's probably diddling her twat.

by landothecowboy666 December 8, 2010

gosh diddly darn

The country equivalent of "fucking shit bro."

Eliza: I accidentally broke a glass on the carpet...
Elijah: Gosh diddly darn it!

by Uchiha Izuna the Clan War Guy January 19, 2017

kiddy diddler

Someone who molests kids.

That old guy from Rumford Street is a kiddy diddler. Becky's mom called cops on him.

by Edgardo February 5, 2007

Bo Diddley

Ellas MacDaniel, better known as Bo Diddley, was a legendary Rock & Roll singer and guitar player. He lived in a house made of rattlesnake hide, wore cobras as neckties, and made his chimney out of a human skull. He was said to have been the greatest lover in the world, and 500% more man than any other man on earth.

In his spare time he invented Rock & Roll and inspired every great musician from his time till today.

Bo Diddley done had a farm, (Hey Bo Diddley!);
On that farm he had some women (Hey Bo Diddley!),
Women here, women there (Hey Bo Diddley!),
Women, women, women everywhere (Hey Bo Diddley!).

by Tombstone Hand July 16, 2009