Dickwaver

Someone who has to 1up others to no end, usually because of an insecurity.

These people enjoy being stereotypists, elitists, and are complete douchbags.

"You think Cannibal Corpse is a good death metal band? They're so mainstream, your a fag. Try listening to some Decapitated!"

"I've gotten more pussy than you!"

"You're not normal, fuck you!"

^^^ Dickwaver scumfucks.

by Mr. Fuck You All April 21, 2011

dickwank

a person who is an absolute moron fuck.

fuck your a dickwank!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

dickaphobia

Being afraid of dicks.

Because of my terrible case of dickaphobia, I refused to touch or even look at dicks, so in turn, I didn't lose my virginity until i was 32.

by ashley4sleep August 22, 2009

dickwanked

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating

bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy

by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008

Dickaphobic

To be afraid of dicks to the point that you will not hook up with guys.

Can you believe the girls at that party last night? They wouldn't hook up with anyone. They were so dickaphobic.

by Gertrude939 October 19, 2014

dickwaddle

Dickwaddle- Another term used for a wanker, idiot or a really bad slip up.

Bob: Wow did you see how drunk frank was the other night
Tony :Yeah, he's such a dickwaddle.

by JBBoobies December 24, 2016

dickapitation

the action or process of a man penis being removed from the body. No anaesthetic is used in this process. Thus it is painful and only to be wished upon the worst of enemies or spouses.

Dood #1: "Hey what did Jill do when she found out Bob was cheating on her?"
Dood #2: "Oh she gave him a hardcore dickapitation!!"

by nelly b July 25, 2007