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Dickwad

Dick Wad was an American Journalist active in the 1940s, who was so unpopular with his colleagues his name became a general term of contempt.

In an ironic twist of fate, after WWII he went on an expedition into the Amazon. He was tortured and executed by tribesmen where his body was shrunk by witch doctors and subsequently used to mop up semen in fertility rites.
He doesn't deserve that Pulitzer, he's such a fucking dickwad.
by Rossiboy June 17, 2009
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Dickwad

Dickwad, a person with extremely low intelligence, of low intellect and who is unable to do anything for themselves
A person who wastes their life buying crap on debt at the expense of responsible members of society. Lives in social accommodation claiming benefits whilst having the largest t.v available, typical dickwad.
by I'maqueen February 28, 2011
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Dickwad

a comtemtiple person; someone who gets on everyones nerves.
basically a wad of dick in the form of an asshole
man "karen" is being a fucking a dickwad!
by quaid spearing March 4, 2008
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Dickwad

A bloke who is entrusted with his mate's precious dead goanna but neglects it knowing full well how important having said goanna is to his mate in question
Mate 1: G'day ollie i can't take this dead goanna back in the pig rig, it's now 95% maggot
Ollie: Yeah no worries sharky, i'll take really good care of it. I promise i won't let it be washed away in a flood which i knew was coming.
Mate 1: Thanks ol, that sure would be a dickwad act
by Sharky5555 January 17, 2011
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Dickwad

An adjective used to describe a male whom acts no better than the tiny stick of meat hanging between his legs
You’re a dickwad
All monkeys are dickwads
by Kapitän November 22, 2020
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Dickwad

The kinda of person who complains about peeling potatoes. Talks to himself and doesn't understand what hygiene is.
"Did you smell that troll over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a dickwad."
by Freaking Jacob Black December 24, 2016
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Dickwad

The most annoying person you will ever meet. They are the ones to screw up things that you are doing and don't mind if you get pissed off. They act like dicks on the outside but are big cowards on the inside.
"Dude what's up with Johnny? He's being such a dickwad"
by Kerchew March 12, 2017
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