dicktickler

1 a rather large over weight male who loves to fondle cocks, especially those of older men.
2 any one who likes tickling dicks
3 the profession of tickling dicks
4 someone who is especially gay

a guy stares at you in the shower. you respond "dude that dicktickler is staring at me!!!" then you procede to beat the holy shit out of him

by Lonely Fisherman 07 July 22, 2007

dicktickler

One who feebily plays with his/her or someone elses dick and creates violent noises. Can also be worded as cocktickler or penis tickler.

Randy, having sex with a Dicktickler is completely inappropriate for your age.

by chris SALDARRIAGA October 1, 2007

dicksock

a sock you put on your cock to warm it up or a condom

"you ripped my dicksock asshole!"

by dicksock October 18, 2008

dickcockulation

A term used for a more descriptive version of dickcockulous used in certain situations.

The meaning however, is the same.

"Jerry's dickcockulaion level is through the roof!"

by Jimmy Ray August 23, 2004

dicktoast

When a bitch gives you a VD or multiple VDs.

Yo BRAH! I didn't wear my jimmy hat hat slut turned my shit to dicktoast yo!

by B. Burnin' April 15, 2005

dickcockus

an asshole whom states the obvious to be one of annoyance.

when it's a cold day and someone reminds one of just how cold it may be as if they couldn't tell for themselves in the first place. Then one would reply, "DICKCOCKUS!"

by bart cumquart June 18, 2009

dickworks

Dickworks is any act representing an act that someone who is a 'dick' would have done or said.

This could also mean a body of work which represents someone who is known to be a 'dick' or 'douche'.

When bob posted on facebook 'I need better friends'

Bob's best friend then replied 'Ahem, dickworks'

Other example of dickworks:
Pushing an old lady/child down stairs.

by netdata November 2, 2009