Human Dickipede

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.

Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...

by Flanicorn March 2, 2015

Reverse Colombian Dicktie

The signature method of execution used and invented by the FaZe Wardil GASPbangers.

Similar to the Colombian necktie, the move is performed by slitting the throat of your enemies and fucking their bleeding throat with your penis.

News reporter: "We are reporting live from the scene of a shocking homicide. It appears that the killing was gang related due to the cause of death, the Reverse Colombian Dicktie, the signature move of notorious gang FaZe Wardil GASPbangers."

by Jb_666 November 18, 2014

Dickture

Dick picture, picture of one's penis.

"How big is it? Send me a dickture."

"You should see the dickture he snapped me today."

by Kellstar1 June 2, 2014

dickture

A picture of your dick

Hey look, Rob just posted a dickture on his myspace, only a matter of time until he gets deleted.

by Jason Lasik October 14, 2005

Dicktitude

Referring to the male of the human species when he's being a jerk or a tool and he's giving attitude as if he's experiencing male PMS.
Or: When a male thinks he's "all that"

I was trying to be reasonable with him but he had such Dicktitude that he was impossible to deal with!

He approached me with such Dicktitude that it was easy for me to turn him down.

by CydInSLC January 18, 2011

dicktine

Insulting word describing that who has a small penis. Can be used with complete and utter ignorance.

You're a fucking dicktine.

by quantammaster August 1, 2009

Dickbird

A “know it all”, some one who already “knew that”. All information is not new to them.

-“Hey Jonathan, did you know that every 157 years, Jupiter’s magnetic field pulls one of its moons 15 inches closer ?”
Jonathan- “oh yeah, I knew that. It’s actually 14.7 inches.”

-“Of course you did, Dickbird!”

by Romanowski November 5, 2017