dickstracted

when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting

"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"

by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010

dicktraption

When a man gets his penis stuck inside a Chinese finger trap with another man on the other end and cannot get it out.

Oh damn! Look. James and Tommy stuck in a dicktraption.

by HA_13 November 5, 2015

Dickstracted

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)

Zack dickstracted me every day last week.

by Tradicktion April 2, 2016

Professor Dickscrape

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.

"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"

by me aka tommy March 9, 2010

dickscapade

a reckless adventure or wild prank involving one or more penises--usually involving many penises from strange & unfamiliar men.

Superhead wrote a book to expose her many dickscapades.

by Chris B* July 8, 2010

Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022

dickstomp

where somebody's penis gets stepped on.

my friend got dickstomped the other day and he is still crying... like a little bitch.

by Stompy McDick May 3, 2008