Dickspense

Costs incurred by a male with the hope or expectation that they will result in getting laid. Costs can be tangible or intangible though they most often take the form of bar tabs, restaurant bills, and concert tickets.

"Man that redhead at the bar last weekend wrecked my dickspense budget for the whole month! What the fuck kind of drink costs $14 anyway?"

by Jimmy "Two Licks" Johnson June 3, 2016

Dicksin

A term used in Maine to say everything is perfect or going well! It specifically refers to when your dick is in the right place.

Friend: How is going with that new date?
Me: Not for sure, yet but I’ll let you know when Dicksin!

by Panda bear 2 September 18, 2019

Dickspiration

The inspiration for your dick to get hard. Aka a hot chick.

Girl 1: Do you think I'm anyone's dickspiration?
Girl 2: No you're not THAT hot.

Guy 1: Damn check out that girls ass.
Guy 2: I think I've found my dickspiration for tonight...

by Your Dickspiration January 30, 2015

Dicksponge

A sponge used to clean saliva off the penis after oral copulation.

You threw away my dicksponge? Dammit Carol what am I supposed to use tonight?

by Mt Bewbies June 23, 2010

Dickpinch

When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt

That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight

by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015

Dickskins

Bike tires with tan sidewalls

"Dude! nice dickskins! they look great"
"Thanks!"

by anonymous November 7, 2021

Dickstinger

A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake.

Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.

"Roy thinks he's going to sleep off that hangover, but I've got a dickstinger in a mason jar with his name on it."

"If they don't get up before 10AM, I'm releasing a few dickstingers in their room."

by Fascinus December 8, 2022