dickanus

Someone who is being a 'dick' (as being annoying) and an 'anus' (retard)

That fucking dickanus is pissing me off.
Dickanus!
I've never seen such a bigger dickanus in my life!

by Roxton September 13, 2006

dickhard

The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.

Also known as dickswell.

"I can't figure out why, but everytime I ride the train I get dickhard right before I have to get off."

"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."

by Elmer Pud April 15, 2009

Bumping Dickheads

A term for,doing nothing,fucking around,goofing off.

With no work to do,the guys spent the day bumping dickheads.

by desantism July 25, 2004

they're all dickheads

see word politicians

politicians are all dickheads

by TJ Poopfecker a.k.a. "McCrack" May 12, 2004

dick hands

A description of an individual who neglects to wash their hands after using the restroom. When refering to a specific individual, it becomes Dick Kands.

person 1: See that guy, hes got dick hands.
person 2: What a filthy fucking animal. What if someone shakes hands with him, and then eats?
person 1: That is a classic case of primary contact. Keep your hands to yourself. Its tough love, you know.

Upon a later encounter..

person 1: Hey, theres Dick Kands.

by The Dumpster September 1, 2008

dickhand vagina

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

by lolilover299 May 7, 2018

Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped

I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.

by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010