Dickey Shafter

One who behaves in an angry, annoying, rude, mean, or no-fun attitude, while simultaneously screwing you over in any way.

(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter

Jack - "Yesterday Marcus made me late for our double date because he took 45 minutes to shower. Once he got in the car, he kept telling me that he is going to hate the movie that we're going to see, and he was spitting insults left and right!"

Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"

by Konvickt Baller March 5, 2013

Dickey Shafter

Someone who often throws another under the bus for their own benefit. Often, this culprit makes up excuses as to why he or she screwed over the other person. This person is also a large, veiny dick.

*After an hour or two of waiting, Noah comes to the conclusion that Martin isn't coming to get Noah to drive him to the party*
*Noah decides to call Martin up*

Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!

by Krafty March 6, 2013

dickyeeting

Taking something useful, and throwing it as far away as possible rendering it completely useless.

I'm not sure why you keep dickyeeting your pen, you still need to write a paper.

by PlatKnight August 22, 2022

Dickey-Doo

A large beer belly; When your belly sticks out farther than your dickey do.

Check out the dickey-doo on that guy!

by Greg Miller February 10, 2004

dickeedoo

When your belly comes out further than your dick does

"Hey Phil Major, that's a nice dickeedoo your sporting."

by hunglong March 4, 2009

DickYelp

Verb: The act of giving a review on a mans dick or sexual experience with a man. Dick-Yelp.com contains these reviews.

Also a noun, the actual review of the sexual experience.

“Girl I wish I would’ve gotten the DickYelp on him before I let him hit.”

by PussyGoop October 9, 2019

Ickey Dickey

A girl you should avoid.
synonymous with skanky slut bag.

Ickey Dickey doesn't shower.

by sugar13 July 1, 2014