discombobulated monkey

it is a younger brother who doesn't want to push his mattress to the side, or a brother who blackmails you.

"push your damn mattress."
"no"
"you discombobulated monkey, push the mattress."

by umbrellawithbangsthatplaysdnd August 22, 2023

Discombobulated

A real word meaning confused, upset and frustrated.

She was really discombobulated by that dimwit but not anymore.

by Goddess12* December 19, 2013

discombobulated

when your too fucked up that you have to grip on to the ground that you feel your going to fall off the earth

I'm discombobulated man.

by dickinyamouth helicopter November 6, 2003

discombobulated

dysfunctional.

mental dystfunction due to consumption of intoxicating substances.

i'm feeling discombobulated

by stuart April 9, 2004

Discombobulated

past tense verb/adjective meaning a state of extreme combuffleness or being dissorientated.

he was compleatly discombobulated.

by sebastienbufflenesss March 24, 2009

Discombobulated

Significantly to extremely drunk and therefore alcohol impaired. Naturally this is the sign of a smashing good time.

Hey Ted, let's find a bar and get totally discombobulated.

Man, I got so discombobulated at the party last night. Good thing I had a designated driver.

by ViciousBadger August 15, 2010

discombobulated

to be pushed to the point of extreme confusion, whereas you become tired and enter a drunk-like state.

someone has their head titled back, with their tongue hanging out. they are drooling,and keep trippign over their own feet.
"Is he drunk?"
"No, he's discombobulated,"

by fugabutacus September 1, 2005