Nicky Dick Bag

An online entity that usually preys on women and tries to be whitty and clever but fails at all attempts. The Nicky Dick Bag generally derives from the homococksuckulous species.

"Yo bro you see that Nicky Dick Bag getting owned"
"Damn you're such a Nicky Dick Bag"
"Why are you acting lke a Nicky Dick Bag?"

by ManacondaMofo December 31, 2011

nicotine dick

nicotine dick is an addicting dick that girls cannot resist.

Hey Sally, I cant stop fucking Adam. He's got that nicotine dick. I just keep cuming back!

by madam06 August 16, 2009

nice dick

usually reffering to a penis of beautiful stature. This penis drops girls to thier knees in awe and carry's a reputation which is tightly linked to its owner. This penis is usually as smooth as glass and is of perfect circumfrence.

Omg Pat has a nice dick, did you see it or hear about it. If it was an animal it would be a Unicorn.

by sticky bagle December 9, 2008

nickel dick

Someone who is very cheap.

That dude is such a nickel dick he parks two miles away just to save a $ 1.00 parking fee.

by Pedro Rodriguez February 26, 2005

Ur uncle nick has no dick

The best come back

You:ur mom gay
Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick

by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018

Nicky nicky non-dick

A slang term for the act of cock-teasing

Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me

Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018

Nick Dick Surprise

When you discover that one of your childhood friends is getting into gay porn and sending pictures of himself to gay porn producers.

Let's send Keith a nick dick surprise.

by Nick the Niggerfaggot January 11, 2008