Dewrito

A Dorito mixed with Mountain Dew. A gender for D.Va, an Overwatch hero.

I identify as a Dewrito

by Smittyshow May 11, 2017

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Dewit

When someone gets another person in trouble (or attempting to) completely unprovoked and with no reason.

Yesterday John Dewited me to my boss for no reason.

by Flamboo November 28, 2019

dewlited

a spelling error in online chat: dewlited actually means deleted

Guy A: Dude, they dewlited my account!

Guy B: Sorry to hear it, man.

Guy B: Um, whats dewlited?

Guy A: Oh, I meant deleted.

by DaCRO July 11, 2010

dewit's mustache

A mustache that has one side longer than the other. Thin and wispy. A person who needs some shaving lessons

Dewit's Mustache looks like crap

by Befastanater May 31, 2018

Dewitt

I small , no good, peice of shit ass town full if country ass nephsons in cousin fucking ass Arkansas. Most of them attend Dewitt highschool and drink dip spit. 7 of every 10 dewittians are addicted to knock off juul pods called “ mr. fog”

Hey, you want to go to Dewitt Saturday?

Fuck no, Dewitt is nephson city.

by Fuck Dewitt January 27, 2020

DewittJimmy

The way Dewitt sucks my balls hardcory

DewittJimmy is not so bad!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 19, 2020