by willywonkaaaa November 23, 2020
Get the destroyable mug.When a Native American receives a financial gift (distribution/per cap) from their tribe and immediately following (within 48 hours) find themselves in a brand new relationship, shacked up— usually after a bender (alcohol binge) paid for with said financial gift.
“Did you see Justin doing the walk of shame out of distribution? He had like 10 ex’s in that big line up and they were all giving him the daggers 👀 when they seen him walking out with Melanie. They were all jealous that Justin was about to get distromantic.”
“Holy this one right getting distromantic 48 hours after distro, brand new marriage solidified with 20 hickeys and a scratched up back.”
“I just want a distromantic relationship, third cousins don’t count— atleast we don’t have to change her lastname.”
“Holy this one right getting distromantic 48 hours after distro, brand new marriage solidified with 20 hickeys and a scratched up back.”
“I just want a distromantic relationship, third cousins don’t count— atleast we don’t have to change her lastname.”
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by jaihr August 10, 2023
Get the destroying that monkey mug.The revival of a book, film, television or other media franchise for the purposes of criticizing its original message and destroying the characters.
The beloved television show's reboot was an act of destroyalgia, turning the heroes into villains and ruining the story.
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