mw2 dependancy

when someone's life is completely dependant on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Girl: want to have sex?

Guy: Can't now I have mw2 dependancy

by iamawesome345 January 28, 2010

Sex Defender

Someone who practices consensual sex (opposite of sex offender)

"Are you a sex defender?"
"Yea, consent is poggers!"

by GiornoGiovanna January 4, 2021

Desandeese

A language spoken by speds and hard to understand. It is most evident in Emails and chat rooms. Some characteristics are mispellings and improper grammar.

Damn, I Know Jahmaul went to English High, but he's fluent in Desandeese.

by 2-Tone, The real McCoy January 19, 2008

Dependasaurus

A gossipy, loud mouthed, jobless woman who is a dependent of her unhappily married husband.  They often target unsuspecting military members to be their paycheck, I mean husband.  Once they have married them, they immediatly take credit for all things that their spouse has accomplished.  "We've been in the military for blank years..", "We'll be promoted next month", "We've been to Iraq twice."  They enjoy driving their minivans or company car around with their husband's position title on the windshield because they command the same respect that their husbands get.  You can find them congregrated at Pampered Chef parties, where they feed off the hostess, I mean food that the hostess prepares..  The Dependasaurus is much like a cackling hen, always sitting on their ever growing ass, talking about anyone and everyones business, while their husband stays late at work so he doesn't have to come home to another McDinner nite, cuz the wife he bought 5 years earlier has morphed into a waste of carbon who's let herself go, doesn't do anything but spend his money, neglect his kids, sit on her ass all day and uses the common excuse of not knowing how to cook to avoid making some kind of nutritious meal for the family.  Dependasauruses come in all shapes, colors, and sizes, the majority of them are large beasts, however a growing number of them are starting out smaller.  No matter how small they are before they get married, this is just a clever ploy to attract dumb shallow men, and Dependasauruses always quickly return to their natural form of unattractiveness and selfishness.  Key identification features of the Dependasaurus include:  gold necklace with their name in Arabic with a cotton t-shirts paired with jean shorts  a Coach purse and a blue tooth or cell phone attached to their ear, 5 starving children clothed in rags from Ross or any other thrift store trailing behind her, they have an inability of controlling the volume of their voice when talking about money or medical issues so that Us little people can hear them.  Dependasauruses usually travel in large packs, I mean clicks of other Dependasauruses.

Kim: "So how long has your husband been in the Air Force and when is he up for promotion?"

Karen: "Oh, We've been in for 8 years and we already tested for promotion. Did I show you what I bought myself with our re-enlistment money? I worked hard for it, you know, sitting on my fat ass all day watching soaps and being fat, so I think it was a well deserved gift to myself."

Jane whispering to Kim : "We?"

Kim: "Yeah, she's one of those Dependasauruses I heard about on Animal Planet."

by McBoobs July 30, 2009

dependa ho

Military wife who stays at home Ith no job and complains that her husband is away on deployment and says she misses him, but bangs every Jody she can find

Mary: "wow, I wish my husband was home. I miss him so much"

Jody: "sucking my dick will make you feel better"

Mary:"you're right!!"
Husband in Iraq: "I think shes banging Jody, I honestly do"

Husbands friend: I hate to say it but she's a dependa ho"

by millerk4 December 18, 2014

Bro-Dependent

adj. The act of being waaaay to reliant upon one's homies, constantly expecting them to kick down whatever they may have. Be it weed, a product from the place they work (Free shit from Burger King), anything they are eating, money to pay bills, etc.

"Dude, Mike is always broke but he gets kicked down food from Matt who works at McDonalds, Jim who grows his own bud and beers from Kevin @ the brewery."

"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."

by Classic Criminal May 4, 2009

devendorfed

To yank someone out of a car in a fit of rage and punch them in the face. Sometime done after the person in the car tried to run you over.

If that lady cuts me off one more time she is getting devendorfed!

by jose vegas December 21, 2008