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derposphere

Derived from the root word "derp," derposphere is the equivalent of enlightenment, only in reverse. It is a realm of peak awareness comprised of utter stupidity.

It's heights are believed to be solely achieved by truly believing the nonsensical drivel, or complete idiocy, an individual speaks, or writes.
What the hell are you on about? You're about to hit the derposphere spewing all that chiz...
by thoiness March 19, 2012
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dereus

Dereus means he is a strong man who loves to help and loves people and can be over the The top but people still loves him he's not the best looking he but he's adverage. He tend to be sexual at times
Damn Dereus is cute
by Explainit2001 November 14, 2016
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Derpstika

A mock up of a Swastika. It is used to take the piss out of the Nazi's and the Swastika. Commonly used in Minecraft to stop people actually creating swastika's.

Derpstika

Started by Degneboligs.
Is that a Swastika! RACIST!

No, its a Derpstika, Derphead.
by unitkt June 12, 2011
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Derkus

A Derkus is a creature, smaller than an atom, which makes up all that lives, and all that doesn't live. As in, everything ever. Think of it as the molecules of a molecule. Derkus is in us all, in the trees, in the grass, in dogs, cats, even Jesus. It's kind of like the force, but it doesn't make you a jedi.
"Aw man, there's derkus all over me...and inside me...I AM A DERKUS!"
by Gunther Palkas March 12, 2008
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cough derps

(n. pl.) - When speaking in public, you experience a sudden coughing fit - but you try to talk your way through it, leading the audience to possibly hear something you didn't actually say.
Cough Derps in action:

What you said: "And so, you can see that *cough* 'is *choke* 's *hack* 'very *chork*"

What you thought you said: "And so, you can see that this rare situation occurs in every byte."

What the audience heard: "And so, you can see that his rate of masturbation is very high."
by The Real Egon Spengler October 5, 2013
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derpster

One who derps. DERP!!!!
1. Tom: "Dude, Gary is totally hitting on his girlfriends mom right in front of her!"

John: "What a friggin' derpster!"

2. "Bernie just screwed me on my car loan. I'll get that derpster if it's the last thing I do!"
by JoBry December 9, 2008
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Derpslurping

Derpslurping is an oral technique used on girls whereby the person giving oral sex flicks their tongue against the girls clitoris whilst sucking their tongue back in. Making a slurping sound, which is where the name derives.
I totally spent the night derpslurping that girl, it blew her mind!
by Cwistoferr November 6, 2012
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