Derk

Getting drunk.
"Mad Derk" very drunk
"Naked Derk" so drunk you get naked

Dude that chick is naked Derk her boobs are huge

by Outlaw43 August 7, 2011

Derk

1. A slang term Used in the place of penis.
2. An inside joke between the closest of friends

"I love derk!" or "that guy has a huge derk!"

by NickGibsonBitch September 5, 2008

Derk

A freakshow idiot who is a huge Nerd who sits on the computer all day

"Derk, you are such a nerd!"
"Get a life, Derk"

by Joe April 7, 2004

derke

a black guy who has an enormous penis; a big black dick

Brittney: "Ya I had sex last night"
Krissi: "Oh, with a derke?"
Brittney: "duh"

by bbb2345 May 12, 2011

Derk

A combination of a jerk and a dork. Commonly misspelled derc, with a C, but this is obviously incorrect, as neither of the two component words have a C anywhere in them.

Girl: You are such a derc!
Guy: You mean derk with a K right? There's no C in dork or jerk.
Girl: Shut up.

by Not a Derk. December 25, 2010

derk slurp

Derk Slurp Is A Underrated Tiktoker That is gay and a awesome influence for his younger viewers!

Guy: Who is that guy?
Me: That's Derk Slurp
Guy: He is hawt asf

by Tiktok: vibes._.char September 22, 2020

The Triple Derk

The process in which one takes two hoses from a hookah and takes three long hits back-to-back-to-back resulting in a buzz that exceeds all understanding. The less time in between hits the better and the final Derk should be held for as long as possible to prolong the communion with Mohammed.

You wanna hit The Triple Derk? Im feelin pretty derka-ish tonight.

by Derka-stan June 14, 2009