Deryism

Ongoing and never ending contradiction between two or more persons.

''I'm taller than u''
''No, I'm taller than u''
''No,i'm taller than u!''
''Must we engage in useless deryism?''

by Pete Spencer June 4, 2004

Derisian Worshipers

A cult in the United Kingdom and the United States that was founded in 1993 by James Everson aka Derisia the Magma Prince. They worship Derisia and make pilgrimages to Iceland to visit Hekla volcano where Derisia originated from. Derisia allegedly rose from the magma and defeated the Ice Folkers, then began preaching his religion across the world. They attempted a coup in Iceland in 2017 using only gems that they believed instilled Derisia's wrath upon any who would resist him. They also began an unaccompanied expedition across the Sahara Desert in 2003 but were forced to turn back once they ran out of food.

I can't believe that the Derisian worshipers know the only way to Magma Heaven.

by The Derisian Worshiper June 8, 2019

Whirling Derpish

The complex, confusing, mind boggling series of mental acrobatics that a person must perform to believe that Donald Trump is anything other than a fat, lazy, stupid con-man who’s only concern is for himself.

“Wow, that guy performed an amazing whirling derpish when asked why he supports a guy who believes in Chinese Hurricane Guns.”

by DMacR May 12, 2022

bobcat derbas

Dirtbags or known as Derb cannons. Another name for taking a dab

hey man wanna take a bobcat derbas?

by EliminateChrist September 20, 2017

dervishes

Dervishes were the dhulbahante anti-imperialists of the Dhulbahante state (circa 1895 - 1921) founded in Dareema caddo (or their modern Dhulbahante descendants), led by Sayyidka and xarunta; successor state of the dhulbahante garadship

they're dervishes

by readyforthemoon55 July 10, 2020

rectal dervish

someone who is being a complete asshat while playing video games.

Will: "I just blew up your tank, Sam!"
Sam: "Fuck you, you rectal dervish."

by Big Dick In Your Mom February 4, 2009

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again!

A common term for wtf, or the act of hating somebody very bad. It can also be used to indicate a fat person going to Micky D's

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! Yep looks like he is heading toward McDonalds.

by The Dalai Llama November 9, 2003