Juicy Dangler

When someone/something hypes you up big time and then dissapoints you when they/it fails to deliver.

Get you all juiced up and leaves you dangling.

Person # 1 "Oh man I just heard the best news ever, like seriously. Shit will blow your mind"

Person # 2 *Gets excited* "Oh? Come on, tell me man"

Person # 1 "Justin Bieber is touring, wew!"

Person # 2 "Really man? That's the news? You juicy dangler."

by KillfaceBB September 25, 2010

portland dangler

When mixing a drink, you stir said drink with your cock

"dude that crazy bitch asked me to mix her a drink, so I gave her the 'ol Portland Dangler

by Jon Doyal February 5, 2008

Donglers

Big saggy testicles. Very low hanging. Like two tennis balls hanging in a dress sock.

That old dude has serious donglers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017

Dirty Dangler

A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.

After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015

Dingleroosters

The little wads of paper that is left on a toilet seat after wiping your butt.

Dude, why didn't you wipe the Dingleroosters off the seat after taking a dump?

by Mark J. Cooper January 15, 2008

dangler party

A public gathering for penises.

Jessica: what are you guys doing tonight?

Amanda: I heard about some dangler party going on tonight.

Lindsey: I love dangler parties!

Natalie: let's bring some more guys to the dangler party!

by Skibunny12 April 6, 2015

W-Dangler

An illustration of the male reproductive package featuring a pair of uneven testicles (resembling a lowercase "w") and a handsome drooping penis.

I couldn't not draw a W-Dangler on the bus window on the way to every away game in the '08-'09 season. It made the bus look mean!

by Walter Wolstein Vaughan January 13, 2010