floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016

Dementor

People with dementia that don’t get pleasantly confused, they turn evil. Especially at night when the sun downing begins…..

That dementor in room 293 just punched me in the stomach and called me a bitch— all I was trying to do was help her to the bathroom! Somebody else can take her morning labs…. Hell nah

by Dragonitesbigballs November 23, 2025

dementor kiss

When you're fucking someone so hard and making out that you literally suck the breath out of them.

We were going so hard I couldnt breathe cause he kept giving me dementor kisses!

by Sdawgwheels November 22, 2014

Dementor Mist

A low hanging mist or fog that sucks the happiness out of those surrounded by it

Tracey - I feel so depressed, Matt hasn't txted me back

Pemo - Stop being such a pussy, you don't actually care - it's just the Dementor mist making you miserable

by aceofclubs222 December 20, 2010

Dementors Kiss

When you are with a partner with a hoodie on you pull their hood up over their head pulling the strings until only their mouth is exposed and you fuck said partners mouth until completion

Sandy got high and gave Bobby a Dementors Kiss for his birthday

by Solmander December 10, 2022

Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

by ItzKris March 17, 2023

The Dementor Poo

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel

"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"

by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017