deloitter

A person who works for Deloitte and gets crapped on, pissed on, worked to hell, and paid garbage for salary...and likes it...generally because they suck at life, went to a bad school, majored in something obscure, don't speak english, and know nothing about business.

Typical Deloitter: Shermiqua Umbabwe from Nigeria, First Language: Not English, attended St. Carmichael State in Nevada, majored in Refridgerator repair, 3.4/4.0 gpa (hey, deloitte took notice of such a fine accomplishment in the classroom)

by Mark Whittaker August 18, 2006

Deloittesphere

Things done, attitudes held, assumptions made as part of Deloitte's broader corporate culture.

It took me a while to learn the culture here, the Deloittesphere.

by Gekaxo March 2, 2023

Deloittering

Deloittering (verb) - Describing the act of moving at a glacial pace on projects, bogged down by layers of process and bureaucracy, endless reviews and excessive deliberations; all while appearing busy and productive

Once again we were all ready to release our deliverables when the partners new idea had us deloittering weekend and well into the next

by Naikō-teki August 27, 2025