Deligate

The process of carrying out research with the help of someone else through use of sandwich meats as a currency for bribery. From the ancient Roman "deli" meaning a place to buy cured meats and "watergate" an event in the prehistory of Generation-Y individuals that involved some level of investigation.

"Hey Emily, I think you should deligate that task! Here's some salami to get you started!"

by tallmantim May 12, 2013

Exkegation Delegation

Frat boys in line for beer at a kegger -all of whom consider it their 'duty' to drain the keg.

Jenny: "Are all those guys in line waiting for the bathroom?"

Carol: "Nope, that's the Exkegation Delegation" waiting for their beer."

by BuffDudeTotally December 30, 2013

gossip delegator

one who is too embarrassed and/or lazy to tell people about something or someone, so instead they pick people that can't keep secrets to tell everyone about it. often practiced by uptight religious people who lost their virginity and want people to know they are no longer uptight, but too embarrassed to tell people themselves. therefore, they let the big mouths do it for them

After years of being a preachy bible-banger, Lexi finally got drunk and had sex with her new boyfriend. Because she was a gossip delegator, she enlisted the biggest gossips of the school to do her work, and now everyone knows she is a slut hidden behind religion and has four STDs. Hoorah!

by Alex Homeskillet August 14, 2008

Delegates

It is pronounced "delegaytz" and it describes a group of people who attempt nuclear warefare every 4.63 months. It is MANDATORY for them to be homosexuals and relations with Vladimir Putin (the more intimate the better).

"Be ware of the delegates! They are dangerous and russian and gay."

by BloomShroom January 13, 2024

delegated Homeschooling

Homeschooling done by professional homeschooling teachers and assistants at a child‘s home, at the home of a classmate, or at some other quiet, safe location to allow parents to do other things or work at a job.

Delegated Homeschooling allows parents to have professional teachers, teaching assistant, or both, homeschool their child at the child’s home, or at the home of a homeschooling classmate.

by simplify messages February 27, 2024

delegatate

To cut off legs of yourself or others around.Rather by accedent or on purpose.

"While explaing how to bowl to caitlyn she was worried she would delegatate herself."

by kayla d. January 19, 2007

Delegator Extraordinaire

Delegator Extraordinaire refer to lazy or poor leader that delegates their leadership responsibilities to their competent employees. In turn, the DE accepts fully credit for for everyone's hard work and credits no one but themselves.

The leader of the department: Team: I'm far to busy to deal the semantics the office requires for a meeting set up. Leader to Subordinate: You are now in charge of the set up of the meeting. Leader: Thank you all for showing up to MY meeting let 's begin. Subordinate: (under her/his breath) What a Delegator Extraordinaire she/he just took complete credit for my hard work!

by Kitty and the City B. February 16, 2026