deez nuts

have you seen barry
barry who?
barry deez nuts in your ass........

deez nuts to trick a female

by dale January 6, 2004

deez nuts

a sack of balls or nut sack you know the deal

1)Do you prefer tapes or cds?
2)Cds.
1) Well see deez nuts.
2) ok tapes then
1) tape deez nuts to the back of your neck

by chapman October 3, 2004

deez nuts

nutsack that has some balls in it known as deez nuts

i got to tell eileen about that

eileen who?

i leen back so you can see deez nuts

by MOOSHOO PORK September 29, 2004

deez nuts

The logical extension, which replaces the former expression "in your face", which is superior in that it give specific information about WHAT is in your face. It is indicated in such a way as to imply that a bold act of superiority indicates, or more precisely, is a result of, superior genitalia.

Upon dunking a basketball on someone, and in the process dragging your nuts across his face:

DEEEZ NUTS!

by Brock Way April 26, 2004

deez nuts

1. To punk out a friend (or fellow military buddy)
2. To grab one's "package" to emphasize a point

Person A: Have you talked to Sergeant Botha?
Person B: Sergeant Botha?
Person A: Botha deez nuts in your mouth, biatch!

Person A: Where is Captain Dees?
Person B: Captain Dees?
Person A: Deez nuts in your mouth!

Person A: Have you seen Phillip?
Person B: Phillip who?
Person A: Phillip on deez nuts!

by The Grizzle November 11, 2008

Trini-deez nuts

when someone tries to say deez nuts to you. You can say Trini-deez nuts to make them turn five years old in a split second.

Friend: HAHA dragon deez nuts across your face
You: Trini-deez nuts
Friend: *turns five years old*
You: HAHAHA you're a small boy

by corn_hub January 22, 2022

deez nuts

joke played on a friend. dont forget the ever popular use listed below.

#1-hey ronnie, would you like two CDs? (but what you REALLY mean is "to see deez")
#2-sure, which ones?
#1-DEEEEZ NUTS!

by stinky nuts May 10, 2003